Short jokes
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
"Ur Mater."
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Bill Cosplay
What's better than poo?
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"