Short jokes
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I found this at school.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Gaykelyu
Pants!
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
"I’m coming for you two!"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!