Short jokes
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Best website ever 4 chair.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"