Short jokes
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Ines.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Indian? Did or feather?
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.