Short jokes

Short Jokes

Face

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Sister

Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!

Mirror

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Sex

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Date

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Health

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Game

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Gwen

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Drug

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭