Short jokes
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!