Short jokes

Short jokes

Bus

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Nut

What is a nut that does magic?

A human that can turn into a nut!

Butt

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

Wife

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Priest

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

Grandma

Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

Mother: Sure.

Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!

Wife

My wife left me yesterday.

I haven't talked to the kids in a year.

Mum

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!

Implant

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.