Short jokes

Short Jokes

Orphan

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

President

What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.

Bedtime

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Fish

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Orphan

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Ugliness

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Hug

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.