Short jokes
Super Boy from Korea.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
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What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Anime cats.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Hey, what's up?
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."