Short jokes
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.