Short jokes
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Job sucks. XD
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Bomb goes Uno.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.