Short jokes

Short jokes

IQ

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Wife

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Head

Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.

Diarrhea

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Jesus

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

Mom

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

Job

At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."