Short jokes

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Neighbor 1: Knock knock.

Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.

Odin: .....

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Mom! (DYM 14)

Heyy.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.