Short jokes
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Dfhbbfd.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. š§
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
I'm psychicking your butt.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, donāt wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Despacito.
I have a trombone.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.