Short jokes
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Hi boo!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How long is it?
What?
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
"Igma is my balls."
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What picture is that?