I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Short Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
This is not even a joke.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.