Short jokes
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What is the address?
What is yellow?
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
I like pie.
Job sucks. XD
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.