Short jokes

Short jokes

Priest

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

Trump

"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

Forehead

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Kid

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

Incest

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Desert

What would good be if it was a place?

It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

Planet

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!