Short jokes
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Ur mum homo.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!