Short jokes
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Down syndrome sucks!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.