Short jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
It's snot fair!
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.