You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Short Jokes
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Sam from Bow.