Short jokes
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
My dad died lol.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎