Short jokes
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I am looking for Mike Roch.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.