Short jokes
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Heyyyy sistas!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.