Short jokes

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

What is this?

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Kyler, go on this one.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"