Short jokes
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
I think that church is boring.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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Carysโs mum has chemo.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!