If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Short Jokes
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik sub to enemy5spotted.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Vaseline
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Caca.
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Gaming, uh?