Short jokes

Short jokes

Fart

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Name

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

Singer

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Place

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

Mum

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Meal

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.