Short jokes
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yes (DYM 66).
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Read the comments.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.