Short jokes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
He is dead.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
I like tortles.
Porky
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What is going on here?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?