Short jokes
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
arya fae
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.