Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Short Jokes
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.