Short jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Goku solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.