Short jokes

Short jokes

Singer

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Place

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

Mosquito

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Karma

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Bomb

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.

Clue

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Tower

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

Minivan

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

Cow

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!