Short jokes
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How long is it?
What?
What is the address?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Terrance M.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
You're tiny!
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!