Short jokes
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Anal.
Iβm working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I donβt have a clue.
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, Iβd sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Wade likes Luiz!