Short jokes
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Dews?
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.