Short jokes
I lick cows for my mother.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Willies.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.