Short jokes
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Indian? Did or feather?
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Wade likes Luiz!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"