Short jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!