Short jokes

Short Jokes

Osama

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Melania Trump

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

Citizen

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Fork

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

Candice

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Girlfriend

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Noose

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Ball

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Terrorist

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Hairline

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Ball

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Mirror

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.