Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Short Jokes
"Lune, itās me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks donāt speak, silly!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I donāt wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.