Short jokes
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
riding (DYM 145).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.