Short jokes
Ichigo solos.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
John Cena.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.