Short jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Down syndrome sucks!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.