Short jokes
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Man, that's funny!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.