Short jokes
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
hg is cool.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Hi! I’m going back home.