Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Bill Cosby

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Word

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

Fall

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Bar

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Momma

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.