Short jokes

Short jokes

Car

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Jesus

Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...

I think Jesus is broken.

Sex

How do you sex?

With penis!

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Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Sex

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.