How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Short Jokes
Jackhammer McQueerson
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Most pakis are disabled.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Kendon is a loser!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!