Short jokes
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Joke: Me.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What are you on? YouTube.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.