Short jokes
"Igma is my balls."
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What picture is that?
What?
12312312344567890
What is the address?
Why did you say not to?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Terrance M.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I like pie.