Short jokes
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Six one.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.