Short jokes
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.