Short jokes
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.