Short jokes
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
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After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Oh, he needs some milk!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.