Short jokes
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
modern feminism.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.