Short jokes

Short jokes

Cola

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.

Drink

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

Education

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Cash

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

N/A

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

Song

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

Orphan

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?