What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Short Jokes
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Wade likes Luiz!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
shaenaya
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Anal.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.