Short jokes
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Taylor.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What can you build with people? A boat!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Microwave.
I hate straight people.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.