Short jokes
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.