Short jokes
Boi.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What is going on here?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar