Short jokes

Short jokes

Ass

Why did the ass start a gardening service?

It was great at dropping SEEDS.

Ass

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.

Schizophrenia

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Google

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Act

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Calendar

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Society

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!