Short jokes
Down syndrome sucks!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.