Short jokes
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. π
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a playerβit always gets turned on by lots of different people.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldnβt have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.