Taylor jokes

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

Taylor.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Tyler

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".