Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans
