Short jokes
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I have a paso.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
I found this at school.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Gaykelyu
Pants!
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.