Short jokes
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
You guys are crazy!
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Up your butt with a coconut!
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <: