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Short Jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Indian? Did or feather?
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.