Short jokes

Short Jokes

Hooker

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

Cancer

What did the cancer doctor say?

You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!

Line

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Shit

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

Foot

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

Sex

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

Trash

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Butt

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Bus

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.