Short jokes
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Ewwwwwww!
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
BofA deez nuts!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.