Short jokes
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Joke: Me.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Redmi
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.