Short jokes
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.