Short jokes
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Terrance M.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Taig
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What is going on here?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y'all is ugly!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
He is dead.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
I like tortles.