Short jokes

Short jokes

Virgin

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Diss track

WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

Robber

Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*

Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.

Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?

Kid

My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.

Wife

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...

Ta kill her.

Titanic

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

Banana

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

Mama

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Titanic

शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।

Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.

Butt

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <: