Short jokes

Short jokes

Speech

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

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Baby

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

Night Stand

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Doctor

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Eyebrow

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Egg

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Dad

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.