Short jokes
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko