Short jokes
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What is going on here?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.