Short jokes
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iโm Texas!
Whatโs the difference??
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I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. โค๏ธ
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ