What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Short Jokes
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
"Ur Mater."
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!