Short jokes
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.