Short jokes
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Capitalism.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Your face.
Your mum!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Ed is dumb.