Short jokes
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Fuke
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
I just had sex.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.