Short jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
John Cena.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Heyyyy sistas!