Short jokes
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!