Short jokes

Short Jokes

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Danielle Smith

It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.

Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.

Difference

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?

A. I respect prostitutes.

Anencephaly

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Word

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Donald Trump

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Anencephaly

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Rabies

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Deer

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

Hooker

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.