Short jokes
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
James Dalton.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."