Short jokes
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
I'm a joke supremacist.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?