Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Short Jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.