Short jokes
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Redmi
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
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Johnathon
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.