Short jokes
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.