Short jokes

Short jokes

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Doc

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Teacher

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Child

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Stupid

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Bit

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

Drink

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

Street

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Egg

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Dad

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.