Short jokes
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Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.