Short jokes

Short Jokes

People

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

Wife

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

Woman

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Edible

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"

Mama

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

Walk

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

Orphan

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.