Short jokes
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
The difference between gorge floyd and kobe is kobe got air
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol