Short jokes
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Where is Australia?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.