Short jokes

Short jokes

Murder

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

State

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Woman

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Emo

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Anorexic

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Short jokes

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Rapper

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Rapper

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Rabies

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol