Short jokes
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Job sucks. XD
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Boi.