Short jokes

I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

Hi boo!

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What picture is that?

What is the address?

What do you say to a clock?

"What time is it?"

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.

My life, haha, so funny!

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.