Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Short Jokes
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
No, you!
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"