Short jokes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
John Cena.