Short jokes
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Pop-up. P
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?