Short jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
No, you!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Black dog is gay.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
U were accidental.
Boggy
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Ur dad is mad.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
The South.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
This is American politics that is not true.