Short jokes
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)