Short jokes
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
He had the curse of vanishing.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Beans, your mum is fat!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko