Capitalism

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so simple even *you* should get it. It's just the word "capitalism." That's it. The "joke" is that there's nothing else. It's supposed to be funny because... uh... well, because Sergei thinks it is. But hey, at least you're trying, even if your attempts at humor are as effective as a screen door on a submarine.