Short jokes
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Man, I hate the government.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.