Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Short Jokes
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.