Short jokes
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
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What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
You gonna poop someday.
Where is Australia?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?