Short jokes
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
I hate autistic people.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?