Short jokes
Yeah yeah.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.