Short jokes
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
I'm a joke supremacist.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Landing Greasy Grove.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Dinkleberg!
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!