Short jokes
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.