Short jokes
Terrance M.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.