Short jokes
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
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Johnathon
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Redmi
Spinach
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.