I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Short Jokes
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......