Short jokes
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
John Cena.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.