Short jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
I hate autistic people.
I have a paso.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Pants!
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?