Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Short Jokes
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly?
A. The anencephalic baby can't help not having a brain.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo momma's an AISH worker.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.