Short jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Your hairline.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.