Short jokes
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
James Dalton.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.