Short jokes
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
I like tortles.
Porky
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
He is dead.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
hihihihihhihhihihihihiihihihihihihhihihihihhihihiihihihi.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Actually doing homework.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.