Short jokes
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?