Short jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!