Short jokes
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Heyyyy sistas!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why is Gennis gay?
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.