Short jokes
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.