What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Short Jokes
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
My life, haha, so funny!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Oh, hail no!!!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
SEX
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.