Short jokes
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I have a paso.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Gaykelyu
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.