Short jokes
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Person you don't know, my name.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What the hehehehehehe?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.