Short jokes
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dean's sex life.
My existence.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
I don’t love being bored.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
I love jokes!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.