Short jokes
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Ewwwwwww!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
BofA deez nuts!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK