Short jokes
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!