What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Short Jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Hi boo!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What picture is that?
What is the address?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.