Short jokes
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.