Short jokes
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What the hehehehehehe?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.