Short jokes

Short jokes

Stalker

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Worm

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

Wheelchair

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Love

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Sound

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Gratitude

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!