Short jokes
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Beatles
Are cool.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!