Short jokes
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
This account is run by a peadophile.
Banana bread is cute.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!