Short jokes
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
I'm a joke supremacist.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Kobi shops at Aldi.