Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Short Jokes
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
"Igma is my balls."
What?
Why did you say not to?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Joke: Me.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.