Short jokes

Short jokes

Autism

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Relationship

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Piranha

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

People

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Parachute

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Act

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Schizophrenia

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Google

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.