Short jokes
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Pants!
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.