Short jokes
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"