Short jokes

Short jokes

Genie

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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  • Prison

    Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

    The white guy actually did it.

    Man

    Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

    A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

    Dump

    Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."

    Off the nearby cliff.

    Cancer

    I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

    Tampon

    Why don't midgets use tampons?

    Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

    Gold

    So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

    Gummy bear

    I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

    Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

    Kim Jong Un has rights.

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  • Chef

    Q: Why did the chef get fired?

    A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • American

    If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

    Euro-peein'.

    Toilet Paper

    Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

    When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • Dam

    Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

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