Short jokes
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?