Short jokes
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.