If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Short Jokes
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
