Your forehead so big. That it made Mona Lisa smile.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
What does a cow watch
Moootube
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
say this out loud: alpha Kenny one
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
