Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.