Short jokes
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
It's cavers.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.