Short jokes
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?