Short jokes
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.