Short jokes
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.