Short jokes
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Yurrrrrrr?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Uranus is cold.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.