Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Heyyyyyy!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
I miss my wife, Tails.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.