Short jokes

Short jokes

Bomb

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

Puberty

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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  • London

    Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

    Poor bastard.

    Drug

    Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

    Funeral

    I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"