Short jokes
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Eggshausted.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!