What was Hitler's lucky number? Nein
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
I was accused of rape, but a swear she was a whore
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter then it.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
so heres the joke, A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
