Short jokes
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Flat Earthers
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."