Short jokes
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Drawned.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
I am awesome, look at me!
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
This is not even a joke.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.