Short jokes
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
(Non-edgy joke.)
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Uranus spins on its side.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
I love jumping off cliffs.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!