Short jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I like school.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣