Short jokes
Biden did 9/10.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Hey Aria.
You are a joke.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
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