Short jokes
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Shitty bichi cup.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Technoblade never got a wife.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
One word. Creeper.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.