Short jokes
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Why am I idiot?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
It's not a joke.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.