Short jokes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Yourom?
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.