Short jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Clit
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.