Short jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Redmi
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.