Short jokes
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Ur adopted.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Did you hear about the Mormons?
Chode.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...