Short jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
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Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
I'm all panic and no disco.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!