Short jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
The only joke here is the topic.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
So Mungus.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Jokes...
Poop and balls through the walls!