Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Uranus spins on its side.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.