Short jokes
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Clit
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Pacman 200 balls
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!