Short jokes
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.