Short jokes
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Sub to Pwediepie!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class? Catch you later!
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!