Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Short Jokes
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
