Short jokes
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Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
I miss my wife, Tails.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
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