Short jokes
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
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Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
rocked (DYM 136)
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?