Short jokes
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
That is so bad, just like you.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.