Short jokes
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!