Short jokes
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.