Short jokes
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What screams I’m insecure?
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I should just flush this joke away.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.