Short jokes

Short Jokes

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.πŸ˜©πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.