Short jokes
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.