Short jokes
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Where is Colorado?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Blake drinks Coke.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Never gonna give you up.