Short jokes
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Good morning.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I'm a clown.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."