Short jokes
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.