Short jokes
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
"Ohh wing wing."
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!