Short jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
They are delicious.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What picture is that?
Jokes...
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?