Short jokes
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Cyber Monday
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hahaha!
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.