Short jokes
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________