Short jokes
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
We gotta work ahead, people!
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.