Short jokes
(Non-edgy joke.)
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
rat gaagah?
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Uranus spins on its side.