Short jokes
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Kindly yeet someone!
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
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