Short jokes
Pool table.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
If you are homeless, get a home.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.