Short jokes
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Floor on the road?
So 666-3629, so get it?
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
John, I like your cut, G.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.