Short jokes
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.