Short jokes
Murueurx.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.