Short jokes
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Comment your favorite sport.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.