Short jokes
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
More jokes.
"Uwu daddy."
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
heehee
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.