Short jokes
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"Ohh wing wing."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Ready when you are, KK.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.