Short jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
John, I like your cut, G.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂