Short jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has it?
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Joke: Me.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.