Short jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Year 10 English.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Why am I idiot?
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!