Short jokes
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Big butt
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
I am a motherfucker.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.