Short jokes
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I like ramen. If you do, like!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Old ladies are non existent.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Comment your favorite sport.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!