Short jokes
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.