Short jokes
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."