Short jokes
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
modern feminism.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.