Short jokes
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."