Short jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎