Short jokes
🌵funking prick!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Every moon has a silver lining.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
My son.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!