Khalil Abubakar
Short Jokes
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
I just had sex.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What is going on here?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!