Short jokes
Dews?
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
I found this at school.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
When an African has a twin, your me??
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.