Short jokes
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Man, that's funny!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"