Short jokes
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Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Pop-up. P
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!