Short jokes
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Let’s stick together!
Test.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Every moon has a silver lining.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.