Short jokes

Short Jokes

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Trampoline

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

Clog

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Ear

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

Dad

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Cash

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.