Short jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Hi, my name is Bob.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I think you're eggcellent!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."