Short jokes
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
80s (DYM 84)
Prom (DYM 85).
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Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Ass (DYM 89).
Good (DYM 92).
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?