Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Short Jokes
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
New.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Gaykelyu
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno