Short jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Raffie?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.