Short jokes
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Look in a mirror.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
fff.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.