Short jokes

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

I'm serious, what's a "dad?"

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It's ok, he didn't either!

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.