Short jokes
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!