Short jokes

Short jokes

Wood

"I was lost in the woods yesterday."

"I was in some sticky situation..."

Cat

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

Whale

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

Wife

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Marshmallow

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Shat

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Santa

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Sex

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?