Short jokes
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!