Short jokes

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Game of Thrones season 8.

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

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