Short jokes
LET'S GOOOO!
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Beatles
Are cool.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?