Short jokes
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!