Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Trash

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Abortion

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Plane

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Parkinson

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."