Short jokes
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?