Short jokes
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What is red and puts out fire?
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
I hate autistic people.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.