Short jokes
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!