Short jokes
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Game of Thrones season 8.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!