Why did the snake eat a panda?
Short Jokes
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.