Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
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What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
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Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.