Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Haha
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.