Short jokes
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feet are in feet?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.