Short jokes
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?