Short jokes
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.