Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Ehhhhhhhh.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Octopussy.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.