Short jokes
I am a sheep.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What has it?