Short jokes
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!