Short jokes
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
My name is Jeff.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Hi, my name is Bob.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.