Short jokes
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
You are the joke.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Your family.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
God.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."