A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Short Jokes
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Banana bread is cute.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
BofA deez nuts!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!