Short jokes
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Hahah, funny joke!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.