Short jokes
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!