Short jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Eat my butt.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Pacman
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.