Short jokes

Short jokes

Friend

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Puzzle

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

Time

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Category

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Lesbian

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Mustard

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.