Short jokes

Short jokes

Eggplant

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

September

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

Cancer

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

N word

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Pony

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

Man

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Rapper

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.