Short jokes
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Diarrhea.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!