What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Short Jokes
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.