Short jokes
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.