Short jokes
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
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Nut
My name is Myria, my right nut.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Ya momma is sus.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.