Short jokes
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
fff.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."