When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Short Jokes
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Let’s stick together!
Test.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.