
Short jokes
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
"Dababy midget porn."
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?