Short jokes

Short jokes

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

Moment

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

Boy

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

Blow job

Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."

Job

I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

Cow

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Chin

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Crash

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

Jesus

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.

Policeman

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

Blood

So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."