Short jokes
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!