Short jokes
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Screw you, ableists!
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
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