Short jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
People love you.
Don't die.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Really bad penis joke.