Short jokes
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry