Short jokes
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
My chance of finding love.
Asshole.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Fuck off!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.