Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Short Jokes
Your hairline.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Beatles
Are cool.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.