Short jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.