Short jokes
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Pedophiles smell good.
Jimmylikeskids4
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!