Short jokes
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
No, you!
My abortion.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
This is funny.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
All germs are from GERMany.