Short jokes

Short jokes

Abortion

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

Ass

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Cancer

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

Community

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Man

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Toilet

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Orphanage

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Eggplant

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂