Short jokes
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.