Short jokes
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Hahah, funny joke!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂