Short jokes
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
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