Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Short Jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.