Short jokes
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You are the joke.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Your family.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
God.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.