Short jokes
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Diarrhea.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.