Short jokes
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feet are in feet?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!