Short jokes
This for you roman y e e e nt
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.