Short jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Louie being born.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.