Short jokes
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Hi meccool.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?