Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Suicide
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.