Short jokes
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Ehhhhhhhh.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Octopussy.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!