Short jokes

Short jokes

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Cancer

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

Cabbage

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

President

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Rapper

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Butthole

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

Assassination

What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by Romans.

Dick

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Baby

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.