What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Short Jokes
Quiz: Turn what for what?
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I think you're eggcellent!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
I'm a turd.
🌵funking prick!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!