Short jokes

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's Morphine Time.

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

How do rappers keep their breath fresh?

With some FRESH BEATS.

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?

To COUNT his BARS.

What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?

A flow bee.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!