Short jokes
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.