Short jokes
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Uranus spins on its side.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.