Short jokes
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.