Short jokes
My chance of finding love.
Asshole.
Fuck off!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Poopies in my undies.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.