Short jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Seriously, who wants dicks?
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
My grades.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.