Short jokes
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Booooooooooooo!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.