Short jokes
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.