Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Short Jokes
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Hi, my name is Bob.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!