Short jokes
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Ya momma is sus.
Clit
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I miss my wife, Tails.