Short jokes
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...