Short jokes
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Submit joke here.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"