Short jokes
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why are we here?
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.