Short jokes
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Ratio.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Jelianis' forehead😈
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!