Short jokes
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why are we here?
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
gamer
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
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