Short jokes

I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.

How does a cow introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

Here's a joke... you.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Looks like he never charged up fully.

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?

Pant suits.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.