Short jokes
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Fuck off!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
My chance of finding love.
Asshole.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?