Short jokes
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!