Short jokes

Short jokes

Poker

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Booty

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

Dick

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Arse

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Guy

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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  • Salad

    Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

    Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

    Computer

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    I care when my computer crashes.

    Midget

    What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

    Sun

    Timmy has 5 apples.

    His train is 7 minutes early.

    Calculate the mass of the sun.

    Rape

    These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.