Short jokes
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Ratio.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.