Short jokes
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.