Short jokes
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Wait, that's me.
97 percent of women...
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."