Short jokes
All germs are from GERMany.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Cuddle with you.🙂
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.