Short jokes
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Get pranked, bozo!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”