Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)