Short jokes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
"Dababy midget porn."
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.