Short jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Dcexcedcrd.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.