Short jokes
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
gamer
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?