What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Short Jokes
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I don't know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
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Nut
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.