Short jokes
Pool table.
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
gamer
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.