Short jokes
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Uranus is blue.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.