Short jokes
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I wanna fight Gwen!
School's being safe.
Dude, I lied.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.