Short jokes
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
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I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good