I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Short Jokes
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.