Short jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Send me back, I never liked you."