Short jokes
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
This is funny.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Wat?
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
My abortion.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!