Short jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"