Short jokes
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What the sigma?
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Fuck off!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
My chance of finding love.