Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Short Jokes
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Octopussy.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Send toe pics lol :)
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.