Short jokes
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.