Short jokes
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a boyfriend?
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
My brother truly is a numbskull.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!