Short jokes
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Get pranked, bozo!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?