Short jokes
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!