Short jokes
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Baka!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?