Short jokes
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Dcexcedcrd.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why are we here?
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.