Short jokes

Short Jokes

School

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

Abortion

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.

Ass

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Reason

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Idiot

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

Girl

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Orphan

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."