Short jokes

Short jokes

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

Butt

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Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Privacy

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Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Funeral

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This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)