Short jokes
My chance of finding love.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Asshole.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Poopies in my undies.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.