Short jokes
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I want to be a pilot.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).