Short jokes
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Heyyyyyy!
Get confused with Confucius!