Short jokes
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I want to be a pilot.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”