Short jokes

Short jokes

Salad

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

Midget

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

Sun

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

Rape

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

Baby

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Baby

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Throw a brick in its mouth.

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  • Name

    How do you name a Chinese person?

    You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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  • Baby

    How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

    Bunch

    What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

    The start of the Hollacoast.

    Pregnancy

    How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

    You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

    Incest

    Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

    Daddy:...

    Timmy: Well come on diddy!

    Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

    Both: YEE YEE

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    Lubricant

    Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

    No more tears.

    Classroom

    So three retards walk into a classroom...

    Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

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