Short jokes
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?