Short jokes
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Allahu Akbar.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Dcexcedcrd.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!