Short jokes
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Pool testing 123.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Hi meccool.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!