Short jokes
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
That is so bad, just like you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Connor Davison
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
pp hi
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)