Short jokes
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!