Short jokes

Short jokes

Place

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

Penis

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Man

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Astronaut

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

Orphan

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.