Short jokes

Short jokes

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Mom

  • Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

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    Son

  • My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

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  • Pizza

  • Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

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    Cupcake

  • So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

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    Son

  • Rhydon- son.

    Rhydon? - mum.

    RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

    Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

    XD

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    Jumper

  • What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

    Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.