Short jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Beach whales.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
qefawrbg
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Heyyyyyy!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What did the snowman āļø eat after dinner?
Ice cream šØ.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Why canāt an orphan celebrate Fatherās Day and Motherās Day? Because they have no parents.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.