Short jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
gamer
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"