
Short jokes
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
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I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Suck my ass, guys!
I fucked your girl.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."