Short jokes
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Fuck off!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
My chance of finding love.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Asshole.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Poopies in my undies.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.