Short jokes
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Suck my ass, guys!
I fucked your girl.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
"Peppa's ribs."
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)