Short jokes
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
ASH
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!